[Love glitters and churns for a moment, thinking.]
THEY'D HAVE TO HAVE LOVE INVOLVED FOR THAT! HOW ABOUT A BOX FOR EACH GENUINE ACT OF LOVE! IF THAT'S AN ORGASM, GREAT, BUT IF IT'S AN ORGASM WITHOUT LOVE THEN YOU'D HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE! LIKE HUG YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN THEY'RE FEELING SAD!
[ That's technically on the table, sure, but really he's just concerned about insulting her by implying she'd want a lot. She doesn't seem to mind, though, so he just waits patiently as Love glitters before them, considering her offer.
Yeah. So. Maybe Rita should have pushed for a god she could more easily accommodate. It would've been odd and kind of suspicious, but now she's in an awkward position since Drake seems to think this deal is easy. For him, at least, he's got plenty of loving relationships here. Rita being so new means he expects to have to carry the arrangement for awhile as she meets people, at least. ]
I'm in. Rita doesn't really know anyone here yet, so I'll start us off?
[Oh good. She's never going to earn a box of condoms. Cool. But Drake is one of those genuinely good guy types, thank fuck. Her forced smile turns more sincere (a tiny bit) as she looks at Drake.]
I'll make it up to you.
[Lbr here she's thinking sex is the only thanks she can really give.]
It's a deal, Love.
[Like she has a choice. Should've gone with Tranquility. Damn.]
[ Love vanishes with that last sparkle, leaving Drake and Rita alone in their temple. And Drake's just going to laugh for a moment at the god's phrasing. ]
You know, I think they're my favorite. Wish there was a volume button, though.
[ He turns to get the door for Rita, like a gentleman. ]
I can get you a box or two by tomorrow, probably. Where are you staying?
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[Love glitters and churns for a moment, thinking.]
THEY'D HAVE TO HAVE LOVE INVOLVED FOR THAT! HOW ABOUT A BOX FOR EACH GENUINE ACT OF LOVE! IF THAT'S AN ORGASM, GREAT, BUT IF IT'S AN ORGASM WITHOUT LOVE THEN YOU'D HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE! LIKE HUG YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN THEY'RE FEELING SAD!
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Yeah. So. Maybe Rita should have pushed for a god she could more easily accommodate. It would've been odd and kind of suspicious, but now she's in an awkward position since Drake seems to think this deal is easy. For him, at least, he's got plenty of loving relationships here. Rita being so new means he expects to have to carry the arrangement for awhile as she meets people, at least. ]
I'm in. Rita doesn't really know anyone here yet, so I'll start us off?
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I'll make it up to you.
[Lbr here she's thinking sex is the only thanks she can really give.]
It's a deal, Love.
[Like she has a choice. Should've gone with Tranquility. Damn.]
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[And with a last eye-catching sparkle, Love disappears.]
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You know, I think they're my favorite. Wish there was a volume button, though.
[ He turns to get the door for Rita, like a gentleman. ]
I can get you a box or two by tomorrow, probably. Where are you staying?